No more urinals!! Now that pisses me off!

One of my Navy friends sent me an article that was on DRUDGE today.  It seems, to make the Navy a better place for female sailors, they are removing the urinals from all ships to make the Heads gender neutral!  Think about that for a moment.  Unless the females are going to use the same Heads as the males, why does it matter if we have urinals and they don't?  On the other hand, if we are going to have co-ed Heads.. well..that opens up a whole other mess of problems!  We will never get any work out of our sailors then!!  And, what about the homosexual crowd?  Maybe the lesbian crowd has figured out how to use a urinal.  Will we be discriminating against them by removing the urinals?  Just a thought, I would not want to upset any of these sensitive people.

The bottom line it, urinals are more efficient for men to use and use less water to flush.  Also, you can't read a magazine or newspaper while using a urinal.  If the guys have to use a toilet instead, they will take 15 minutes to piss every time!   And if you don't think urinals are more efficient, go to a NASCAR race or a concert during a break or caution period.  The men's line is much shorter than the women's line at the Head, even though there are probably more men there.  Standing up to relieve yourself, in the open, is more efficient.  It is not a social event, like females make a tip to the head.  It is a necessity.  Again, think about the last time you were out with another couple.  One women gets up and says; "Let's go powder our noses."  It is a social event for females.   Again, take the urinals out and there will be nothing going on except gossip and farding!!  Look that word up!

It all sums up to the fact that the liberal suits, in uniform and in $1000 Brook's Brother suits, are trying to make out military a group of soft, weak, girlie men.  And, they are succeeding.